Version 1
Three Little Pigs
One day I was in search of food.
I wanted to do something about the pain in my stomach. These hunger
pains had just started, and I did not want to deal with this hunger
all day. To my delight I came upon a little pig who was in the process
of building a straw house.
I waited in the bush till the
pig was inside, then crept up to the house and with a mighty puff
managed to knock the house down. Unfortunately I was unsuccessful
in my attempt to capture the pig. I chased the pig to his brother's
house.
This house was a little bigger
and was made of wood, hay and bricks. By the time I reached the house
I was getting a little bit tired, but my hunger pains overcame my
tired state. I asked the pigs to let me in and they refused. So again,
I blew the house over with a mighty puff. Again I was unsuccessful
in capturing the two pigs inside the house. They both ran to their
other brother's house and were let inside.
I could tell this particular
brother spent some time on his house. It was molded and shaped into
a sturdy brick house. When I came upon this house I groaned. I knew
I could not blow this house down. I tried two times, but passed out.
When I came to, I decided to use some strategy and outsmart the three
pigs. I decided on an aerial approach by way of the chimney. I squeezed
down the chimney, and to my horror was met by a huge fire. I shot
back out of the chimney and decided to give up pork and become a vegetarian.
Version 2
Three Little Pigs
See those little pigs? Looks
like food. They are afraid of you. Look at them run, look at them
hide. Those pigs think that they are so clever--building their little
houses thinking they can keep you out. They don’t know how wrong they
are.
Start with the pig in the straw
house. That looks flimsy. Huff & puff & blow that house down.
That pig will come running right out. That pig is quick, he ran to
the stick house. Go there & blow that house down too. Huff &
puff & blow that house down. Out those pigs run to the brick house.
Go to the brick house & blow it down. Huff & puff & blow
it down. You didn’t blow hard enough, the house didn’t come down.
Do it again. You’re a wimp, the house still didn’t come down.
Those pigs are clever, they built
a strong house, but it has a chimney & those three little pigs
will be yours. Up the house you go, go faster! Climb down that chimney,
don’t slip or slide. Into the pot of water you go. It must be hot,
that looks like it hurts. Those little pigs, how clever they think
they are. They think they have beaten you, but out of the pot you
go. Out of the house & through the woods. Lick your wounds then
come back and try again.
Version 3
Three Little Pigs
Once upon a time there were three
little pigs, a wolf, and me, the bird. I watched the wolf walk up
to a straw house.
He knocked on the door asking
to be let in. But the pig said, "No!"
The wolf huffed and puffed and
blew the house down. I saw this pig run to the stick house where his
brother lived.
Again I saw the wolf asking to
be let in. The pig replied, "No!" So the wolf huffed and puffed and
blew the house down. I saw the two brothers run to their sister's
house made of bricks.
The wolf knocked at the door,
asking if he could go in. All the pigs shouted out, "NO!" So the wolf
tried huffing and puffing to blow the house down, but the house did
not go down.
I saw the wolf getting tired
of blowing so he found a ladder and climbed it to the roof. He shouted
down saying, "I'm coming in." And I saw him go down the chimney.
I went up to the window, looked
in, and saw the pigs building a fire, and since it was hot, I heard
him scream. He went flying up the the chimney, up into the sky. With
the wolf gone, I saw the little pigs come dancing out [and] rejoice.
Version 4
Three Little Pigs
Once upon a time, there lived
three little pigs. The pigs lived with their mother in a nice cottage
deep in a forest. The pigs seemed happy and content with their lives
except for the third one. For this pig always looked beyond his typical
life style and dreamed for more.
One of his dreams was to build
a brick house just like the one he admired across the road from his
cottage. Therefore, the third pig left home to find a job in order
to fulfill his dream. For years, he worked really hard and saved a
lot of money. It seems as if his dream is finally coming true. Thus
he started to build his brick house.
A few months later, he heard
that a big ugly wolf blew his oldest brother's house down. Later on,
news came that the old big wolf blew his second brother's house down.
This made him very angry and, therefore, he wanted even more to finish
his house. Finally when his house was finished, he invited his mother
and both brothers to live with him. He knew his house was strong enough
to keep the wolf from destroying it.
Version 5
Three Little Pigs
Once upon a time there were 3
little pigs, and one day they all decided to build a house. They got
into an argument about what materials to use.
"Straw is easy and plentiful,"
one said.
"I think sticks are better. We
should use sticks. They look nicer," objected the shortest one. "Besides,
straw is only for roofs. Straw burns too easily and we will have too
many mice around if we use straw."
"Straw is good! The R value is
plus 20. We will be warm. And it smells good."
"But what about my allergies?"
The quiet pig just said, "You're
both wrong." He paused. "I say bricks."
They looked at each other and
then back at him. Almost in unison, they sputtered, "B b b b ut they're
too heavy!"
"They hurt your toes when you
drop them."
"We don't have a wheelbarrow
for cement. They are expensive."
"The smell of mortar makes me
sick."
He just grunted in reply.
The first pig [still] decided
to build his house out of straw. The second pig continued to build
his out of sticks, and the third stuck to bricks. So they went their
own ways to build their own houses.
One day a wolf came along and
wanted to come into the first pig's house. The pig said no and the
wolf blew his house down. The pig ran away to the second pig's house,
and the wolf followed him.
He wanted to come into the second
pig's house, but they would not let him in. So the wolf blew the house
down. The two little pigs ran to the third pigs house and the wolf
followed them.
The wolf wanted to come into
the brick house but they wouldn't let him in. So the wolf attempted
to blow the house down but retreated when he was stopped by the high
quality brick house.
