I Was a Teenage Monster

The Keytones

 

[Spoken]

I was a Teenage Monster

 

[Sung]

I was a Teenage Monster

A horrible teenage monster

Eighty pounds of hair all over my face

Long fingernails, my clothes a disgrace

 

Then I met a teenage angel

A beautiful teenage angel

She looked at me once

Then she looked again

She said I looked like something the cat dragged in

 

She made cut my hair, scrub my face

Made me a member of the human race

Mirror, mirror, look and see

Is that clean-cut, crew-cut me?

 

[Spoken]  I was teenage monster until I met a teenage angel.  She took her lips and mixed them with mine.  And up in smoke went old Frankenstein.

 

She made cut my hair, scrub my face

Made me a member of the human race

Mirror, mirror, look and see

Is that clean-cut, crew-cut me?

 

(Teenage monster, golly gee)

 

I was teenage monster

Until I met a teenage angel

She took her lips

And mixed them with mine

And up in smoke went Frankenstein

 

[Spoken]

I was teenage monster.  I was a bad boy.

 

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