Nightmare Hop

Earl Patterson

 

Oh Betty?

Yes, daddy, huh?

 

There was an old man named Dracula

His age was about sixty-nine

Now Drac had a teenage daughter

She was so sweet and kind

Her name was Betty Vampire

She liked to do the rock ‘n’ roll

Now Betty had a teenage boyfriend

But he liked to do the stroll

 

When teenage werewolf took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

When teenage werewolf took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

They loved to rock ‘n’ roll; they didn’t want to stop

 

When the teenage werewolf

Took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

They danced and ate large sandwiches

And drank tequila from the pop

Then the teenage werewolf said,

“I’ll step outside and get some air.”

But then said Betty Vampire,

“Go and I’ll find you there”

 

When teenage werewolf took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

When teenage werewolf took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

Well, they loved to rock ‘n’ roll; they didn’t want to stop

 

Then the teenage werewolf

Started for the door

He saw Frankenstein and the mummy

Strollin’ across the floor

Now the teenage werewolf

Liked to do the stroll

He went back over to see Betty

And said, “Baby, let’s bop some more.”

 

When teenage werewolf took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

When teenage werewolf took Dracula’s daughter to the hop

Well, they loved to rock ‘n’ roll; they didn’t want to stop

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