Don’t Meet Mr. Frankenstein

Carlos Casal Jr.

 

I still remember that fateful day

The day I decided to run away

A six-foot grave would soon be mine

When I met Mr. Frankenstein

 

It started out in the small café

I was going to have some coffee and be on my way

I never thought I’d get to dine

With the horrible man called Frankenstein

 

Came up to me and asked my name

I said, “It’s Joe” and asked the same

“Frankenstein,” and then he said,

“I think that you’d look better dead.”

 

I didn’t know just where to hide

He said, “We’re going for a ride.

It’s just about time I had my lunch.”

Well, he opened his mouth and my head went crunch

 

I’m telling this tale from heaven up high

There’s lots of ways that you can die

If you have your choice just don’t choose mine

And don’t meet Mr. Frankenstein

 

Other Frankenstein songs:

“Frankenstein,” The Cadillacs “Frankenstein’s Den,” The Hollywood Flames "Another Saturday Night," Sam Cooke

“You Can Get Him Frankenstein,” The Castle Kings “Frankie Frankenstein,” Ivan “The Monster,” Bobby Please

 

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