Alley Oop

The Hollywood Argyles

 

Hey hey hey

Da da da

That's what I say

Da da da

 

There's a man in the funny papers we all know

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

He lived way back a long time ago

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Well he don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Oh well this cat's name is a-Alley Oop

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

 

He's the toughest man there is alive

Alley Oop

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

Alley Oop

He's the king of the jungle jive

Look at that caveman go!

 

He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

And he can knuckle your head before you count to four

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

He's got a big ugly club and a headful of hair

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

He's oohhhh eatin' grizzly bear

 (*Laughter*)

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Forgot the words!

 

He's the toughest man there is alive

Alley Oop

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

Alley Oop

He's the king of the jungle jive

Look at that caveman go!

 (*Scream*)

 

He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees

(*Scream*)

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

And knocking great big monsters dead on their knees

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Other cats don't bug him 'cos they know better

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

'Cos he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

 

Well, uh, he's the toughest man there is alive

Alley Oop

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

Alley Oop

He's a hully gully king of jive

(*Laugh*)

Well look at that caveman go!

(*Scream*)

 

There he goes

(There he goes.)

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Look at that caveman go

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Ride, daddy, ride

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Heigh-ho, dinosaur

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Oh my goodness, what a big brute he is! Hm!

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Oh, how would you like a dinosaur like that, for your own? Mm!

(*Laughter*)

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

Before "Alley Oop," a song based on a popular comic strip of the same name, there was no group called the Hollywood Argyles.  Vocalist Gary Paxton, who had gained success as one half of the duo Skip and Flip, recorded "Alley Oop" for Lute Records while he was under contract to Brent Records for Skip and Flip, so he took the location of the recording studio--the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Argyle Avenue--as the name under which to issue the single.  Actually, the artists on the record are Paxton, his girlfriend, some friends, and noted drummer Sandy Nelson.  That the gang was under the influence of "hard cider" might account for the distinctive slurred style of the lyrics.

Songs about cavemen, though related to monsters, tend toward comedy rather than horror, and "Alley Oop" is no exception.

Paxton returned with the Hollywood Argyles for a more classic horror song with "The Bug-Eyed Man."  But his most famous foray into the genre was as producer for the Halloween classic "Monster Mash," by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.

Other song by The Hollywood Argyles:

"The Bug-Eyed Man"

 

Other Caveman songs:

I Was a Teen-age Cave Man,” Randy Luck

Caveman,” Tommy Roe

“Caveman Hop,” Jerry Coulston

 

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